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Entries from November 2007

The good, the bad and the fugly

November 26th, 2007 · No Comments

The GoodThis weekend has been FUN. I’ve been out every night and shopping/sightseeing/church going* in the daytime. On Saturday we found one of those make-your-own-jewellery shops in Le Marais. Normally those places don’t appeal to me, but this one was packed full of pretty, shiny things and it was also cheap. [...]

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Tags: hat · jewellery · paris · pomatomus · video

The knitting gods obviously don’t approve of my bad language…

November 18th, 2007 · 2 Comments

I’m on the second chart repeat of Pomatomus, getting along great and I’ve just found my rhythm.
Then the Ball from Hell decides to spew out this:Apparently this phenomenon is called ‘yarn barf’ but in this case the ball pretty much turned itself inside out. I’m furious.
I have about the same sized tangle that took [...]

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See you next Tuesday x

November 18th, 2007 · 4 Comments

Some people may find this hat in bad taste. But I happen to like pom-poms, ok?

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Tags: cunt · expletives · hat · knitting · pom pom · swearing

Behold the master!

November 17th, 2007 · 1 Comment

I am now a knitting guru. This is because I have a protegé, Sylvie-Claire, another lost au pair in Paris I met through Facebook. We totally cyberstalked each other, she left a message in an au pair group and I spied her dreads and was like, yeah, she needs to be my friend! [...]

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I win

November 14th, 2007 · No Comments

My willpower has been amazing lately. On Saturday I took Sylvie to La Droguerie, where she bought two balls of mohair and some wool. We waited about ten minutes amongst all the gorgeous wool for the balls to be wound and I managed not to buy anything.
Yesterday I went to Le Bon Marché because [...]

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aaaaaaand…

November 12th, 2007 · 1 Comment

… now I realise I never posted my last, amazing FO. The impact will be lessened slightly seeing as Halloween has passed.Pretty hat yes? No! Click here for a fright. People with heart conditions are advised to proceed with caution.

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This post is edumacational

November 12th, 2007 · No Comments

Been a lazy blogger lately. Went back home to Liverpool for a week and a half and was busy, busy, busy. Although that’s no reason why I’ve only just got around to sorting these pictures out from my trip to Musée d’Orsay in September. I took them in RAW format and forgot [...]

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Tags: art · knitting · knitty · paris · pomatomus · tricoteuses